READER: gaze upon the void
Your name is DAVE. You consume homestuck in an ironic DETACHED FROM YOUR SOURCE way, and make jokes about being a FICTIVE regularly.
You use HE/HIM, XE/XEM, and TI/TIME pronouns, but will go by anything if it helps the joke land.
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In this hellscape of life you have very few INTERESTS. (That is a lie I just can’t think of any rn) Some of which include playing MINECRAFT for hours, collecting various DEAD THINGS, and occasionally DRAWING.
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Dni:
-General dni criteria
-Fictive fetishists lul
-Bro kinnies
-Hardcore anti-davekats/anti-johns/pro-Junes, my funky fresh homeslice it do not matter
-Actually DNI if you have ANY opinion of homestuck intense enough to defend it like the above do. Bozo behaviorI’ll add more if I think of them
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